Monday, October 7, 2013

I outsource but I don't sleep on the job

Our findings about Eva Crawford:

In all honesty, in my past, I may have been caught catching a wink or two while at work, but I now drink enough red bulls, 5 hour energy drinks, coffee, stimulants or whatever I now need to stay awake.

Its uncalled for, finding these photos, on google images with my name eva crawford, of a girl who resembles me, sleeping at the computer.

I admitted my past mistakes and fuck-ups, so leave me alone.

                                                                                                             Eva Crawford

Eva Crawford asleep at work


Yes it’s true a big piece of The Axis of Eva, is yours truly, however, I do contract a host of professionals from marketing to developers to copywriters. What you didn't think I did all of that myself did you?!


Sunday, October 6, 2013

This is not the graphic design work of eva crawford

Our findings about Eva Crawford on google:

When I did a google image search for my name eva crawford, this photo came up.

Eva Crawford Graphic Designer

That is not a photo of me, and that is not my work.


Defending Eva Crawford Creative

Our findings on Eva Crawford include:

Defending Eva Crawford Creative

It has come to my attention, that I need to defend my name and my creative services as a graphic designer, from shit I did in my past, that seems to now haunt me.

Yes, I did it, but at least I am admitting it.

                                                                                                                Eva Crawford

Yes it’s true a big piece of The Axis of Eva, is yours truly, however, I do contract a host of professionals from marketing to developers to copywriters. What you didn't think I did all of that myself did you?!


Someone was posting the following shit about me:



Eva Crawford is a creative designer in West Hollywood, CA. 90046

Eva crawford is an creative opportunist, that needs to be watched, because she lives by the motto "when the cats away, the mice will play"

Eva crawford violated her terms for employment, with several security breaches.

When Eva crawford violated Employee Trust and abused privileges, she exposed the company to massive outside attacks. Her loyalty to those paying her salary showed no respect and became an embarrassment to her employers, when it was uncovered.

Eva Crawford's level of photoshop competency

If asked, Photoshop for beginners, is how we would describe the level of photoshop understanding that Eva crawford operates. Having some creative abilities but an inability to express her creativity, while having no artistic qualities that actually helped her employer or warranted the need for us to hire her.

Eva Crawford had questionable work samples

When someone applies for a freelance designer position, submitting their own sample work is important. The work should be your own. As well as submitting work samples, a resume of prior work experience is necessary to rate her amongst all the other applicants who applied for the job. 

Eva Crawford missed deadlines

Being able to work on a time schedule with impending deadlines, while still submitting the highest quality graphic designs is a requirement for employment. Submitting low quality graphic design work, with no apparent artistic ability, and not within the required deadlines is how eva crawford's freelance work hurt the company she worked for.

There is reason to believe the samples of work submitted by Eva crawford did not belong to her. 

Please think twice about hiring Eva Crawford for any freelance creative work.

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Someone else posted this photo of me sleeping on the job, claiming it was me. That is total bullshit. It's not me!

Eva Crawford Creative sleeping at work

I don't look anything like that fat slob asleep at work.